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ABOUT FISH MACHINE D:< Fish Machine is a comic. Indeed. It was thrust upon an unsuspecting internets in late 2005 and abandoned after about 6 strips until a year later. Fish Machine v. 2.0 has somewhat more of a resemblance to an actual comic, in that it has characters. Occasionally it may even have a plot line, but I wouldn't count on it. ABOUT ME + CONTACT DETAILS D:< You don't really want to know about me. If you want to contact me try tunafishy@gmail.com. EXCEPT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO READS THE COMIC AND SHE ALREADY KNOWS ME. THE CAST D:< Haven't really shown up yet, and this is way too much work for me to be bothered with. I will list the names of the people you will one day experience, and you can just try and guess what they're like: Sarah, Fernando, Lauren, Jennifer, Rebecca, Anthony, Richard and Adrian. Have you thought of what they might be like? Good. Hold on to that. It is probably both more interesting and sensible than what I've thought of for them.

Yo, my bitches. Fish Machine is hosted on ComicGenesis, which gives me free shit. Like webcomic hosting. Dawg >_>